{"id":271,"date":"2025-01-27T13:47:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2025-01-27T13:47:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:47:06","slug":"cele-mai-bune-bancuri-despre-magistrati-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/bancuri\/cele-mai-bune-bancuri-despre-magistrati-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai bune bancuri despre magistra\u0163i 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>6. Judec\u0103torul \u00eentreab\u0103 martorul la proces:<\/strong><br>&#8211; La ce distan\u0163\u0103 v-a\u0163i aflat de locul accidentului?<br>&#8211; La 6 metri \u015fi 75 de centimetri.<br>&#8211; \u015ei cum de \u015fti\u0163i a\u015fa de exact?<br>&#8211; C\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut accidentul, mi-am dat seama pe loc c\u0103 voi fi \u00eentrebat la proces de vreun t\u00e2mpit&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>7. O femeie vrea s\u0103 divor\u0163eze de so\u0163ul ei.<\/strong><br>La tribunal, judec\u0103torul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Care este motivul divor\u0163ului?<br>\u2013 Acum ceva timp i-am f\u0103cut so\u0163ului meu cadou un inel \u015fi ieri l-am v\u0103zut la m\u00e2na lui dreapt\u0103.<br>Judec\u0103torul z\u00e2mbe\u015fte \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 Drag\u0103 doamn\u0103, acesta nu este un motiv de divor\u0163.<br>Femeia sup\u0103rat\u0103:<br>\u2013 Serios? M\u00e2na lui dreapt\u0103 este secretara de la birou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>8. \u2013 La tribunal, judec\u0103torul:<\/strong><br>\u2013 \u015ei vre\u0163i s\u0103 sus\u0163ine\u0163i c\u0103 a\u0163i crezut c\u0103 portmoneul g\u0103sit v\u0103 apar\u0163ine?<br>\u2013 Portmoneul nu, dar bancnotele \u00eemi p\u0103reau cunoscute\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>9. &#8211; Acuzat, ai comis acest\u0103 spargere singur?<\/strong><br>&#8211; Da, domnule judec\u0103tor! \u00cen ziua de ast\u0103zi, este greu s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti un asociat serios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10. Costel este acuzat ca ar fi calomniat un func\u0163ionar de stat \u015fi este condamnat la plata unei amenzi de 500&nbsp;<\/strong>de lei. Judecatorul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een final dac\u0103 mai are ceva de ad\u0103ugat.<br>&#8211; A\u015f mai avea ceva de spus, domnule judec\u0103tor, dar m\u0103 cost\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6. Judec\u0103torul \u00eentreab\u0103 martorul la proces:&#8211; La ce distan\u0163\u0103 v-a\u0163i aflat de locul accidentului?&#8211; La 6 metri \u015fi 75 de centimetri.&#8211; \u015ei cum de \u015fti\u0163i a\u015fa de exact?&#8211; C\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut accidentul, mi-am dat seama pe loc c\u0103 voi fi \u00eentrebat la proces de vreun t\u00e2mpit&#8230; 7. O femeie vrea s\u0103 divor\u0163eze de so\u0163ul ei.La [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":236,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}