{"id":269,"date":"2025-01-26T13:46:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T13:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2025-01-27T13:46:32","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:46:32","slug":"cele-mai-bune-bancuri-despre-magistrati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/bancuri\/cele-mai-bune-bancuri-despre-magistrati\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai bune bancuri despre magistra\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>1. Judec\u0103torul:<\/strong><br>\u2013 Ioane, te g\u0103sesc vinovat de crim\u0103. \u0162i-ai ucis so\u0163ia c\u00e2nd ai prins-o \u00een pat cu un vecin. Am totu\u015fi o \u00eentrebare pentru tine. De ce pe ea \u015fi nu pe tic\u0103losul de vecin?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, domnule judec\u0103tor, mai bine omor o femeie o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal c\u00e2te un b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. Judec\u0103torul vede la proces pentru a cincea oar\u0103 un ho\u0163 de buzunare.<\/strong><br>-Ultima dat\u0103, \u0163i-am spus c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 te mai v\u0103d \u00een banca acuza\u0163ilor!<br>-Asta am spus \u015fi eu poli\u0163i\u015ftilor, dar nu au vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 cread\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3. E\u015fti condamnat la 10 ani de \u00eenchisoare. Dore\u015fti s\u0103 mai adaugi ceva?<\/strong><br>&#8211; Vai de mine, d-le judec\u0103tor, mai cur\u00e2nd a\u015f vrea s\u0103 scad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4. So\u0163ia \u015fi-a b\u0103tut crunt so\u0163ul.<\/strong><br>Judec\u0103torul o \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat:<br>\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i m-a chemat acas\u0103 \u00een timpul programului, apoi m-a dezbr\u0103cat \u015fi m-a \u00eentins \u00een pat. Apoi cu un r\u00e2njet cretin mi-a spus c\u0103 este p\u0103c\u0103leal\u0103 de 1 Aprilie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5. \u2013 Acuzat, e\u015fti condamnat la 45 de ani de \u00eenchisoare!<\/strong><br>\u2013 Dar, domnule judec\u0103tor, nu cred c\u0103 mai tr\u0103iesc at\u00e2t!<br>\u2013 F\u0103 \u015fi tu c\u00e2t po\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Judec\u0103torul:\u2013 Ioane, te g\u0103sesc vinovat de crim\u0103. \u0162i-ai ucis so\u0163ia c\u00e2nd ai prins-o \u00een pat cu un vecin. Am totu\u015fi o \u00eentrebare pentru tine. De ce pe ea \u015fi nu pe tic\u0103losul de vecin?\u2013 P\u0103i, domnule judec\u0103tor, mai bine omor o femeie o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal c\u00e2te un b\u0103rbat. 2. Judec\u0103torul vede la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":236,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}