{"id":267,"date":"2025-01-24T13:44:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-24T13:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/?p=267"},"modified":"2025-01-27T13:45:56","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:45:56","slug":"cele-mai-bune-bancuri-cu-vampiri-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/uncategorized\/cele-mai-bune-bancuri-cu-vampiri-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai bune bancuri cu vampiri 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

6.Care este cel mai al dracului vampir?<\/strong>
Always cu aripioare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. O femeie se plimb\u0103 prin cimitir c\u00e2nd vede un om care venea spre ea \u015fi zice :<\/strong>
– Ce faci prin cimitir la ora asta ??
– M-am r\u0103t\u0103cit …
– Vrei s\u0103 te scot din cimitir ?
– Da, sigur. Merg ei \u00eenainte \u015fi omul acela \u00eencepe s\u0103 spun\u0103 bancuri
Femeia:
– Vai ce glume\u0163 e\u015fti !
– S\u0103 m\u0103 fi vazut c\u00e2nd eram viu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Un \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ar se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe g\u00e2tul lui Dracula \u015fi-l pi\u015fc\u0103.<\/strong>
Dracula \u00eel strive\u015fte cu palma \u015fi zice:
– Nu vrei s\u0103-l respec\u0163i pe t\u0103ticu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9.Ce e “fast food” pentru vampiri?<\/strong>
O persoan\u0103 cu tensiune ridicat\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. La un conac foarte vechi, despre care se spune c\u0103 e b\u00e2ntuit, ghidul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe o femeie care <\/strong>tremur\u0103 toat\u0103:
– De ce tremura\u0163i doamn\u0103?
– P\u0103i am auzit c\u0103 aici sunt fantome.
– Sta\u0163i lini\u015ftit\u0103, doamn\u0103. Eu stau aici de 500 de ani \u015fi n-am v\u0103zut nici o fantom\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

6.Care este cel mai al dracului vampir?Always cu aripioare. 7. O femeie se plimb\u0103 prin cimitir c\u00e2nd vede un om care venea spre ea \u015fi zice :– Ce faci prin cimitir la ora asta ??– M-am r\u0103t\u0103cit …– Vrei s\u0103 te scot din cimitir ?– Da, sigur. Merg ei \u00eenainte \u015fi omul acela \u00eencepe s\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":236,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":268,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/268"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}