Cum au v\u0103zut vame\u015fii un portret semnat de Picasso, c\u00e2\u0163i bani a cerut un vizitiu celebrului violonist Paganini ori cum l-a catalogat un negustor pe marele chimist Mendeleev, iat\u0103 c\u00e2teva din p\u0103\u0163aniile unor celebrit\u0103\u0163i \u00eentr-o selec\u0163ie de anecdote \u015fi epigrame prelucrate sau create de Pati\u0163a Silvestru \u015fi George Zarafu, publicate \u00eentr-o antologie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iat\u0103 o colec\u0163ie a celor mai amuzante \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri cuprinse \u00een antologie, asociate unor mari personalit\u0103\u0163i din istorie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1.<\/strong> \u201eDeoarece uitase s\u0103-\u015fi ia ochelarii, Einstein \u00eei ceru chelnerului s\u0103-i citeasc\u0103 lista cu meniuri. Acesta \u00eei r\u0103spunse prompt: – Dac\u0103-i ma\u015fin\u0103 s\u0103 fi\u0163i lini\u015fti\u0163i, ea nu va func\u0163iona niciodat\u0103\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Da, c\u00e2nd am venit acas\u0103 \u0163i-am g\u0103sit cartea de vizit\u0103!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5.<\/strong> \u201eFiind flatat mereu de un pis\u0103log care-l compara cu Caragiale, Tudor Mu\u015fatescu ripost\u0103: 6.<\/strong> \u201e- Maestre, dup\u0103 ce a\u0163i ajuns la extraordinara abilitate tehnic\u0103 la care sunte\u0163i, mai ave\u0163i nevoie de studiu? \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103 o contemporan\u0103 pe marele compozitor \u015fi pianist A. G. Rubinstein. 7.<\/strong> \u201e- Domnule Racovi\u0163\u0103, pute\u0163i s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i de ce \u00een saloanele boga\u0163ilor se pot \u00eent\u00e2lni savan\u0163i, dar invers nu, I se adres\u0103 un ministru care-l invitase la mas\u0103 pe marele savant \u015fi explorator. 9.<\/strong> \u201e\u00cen timpul s\u0103u liber, marele chimist Mendeleev avea pasiunea realiz\u0103rii unor obiecte utile: rame pentru tablouri, geamantane \u015f.a. Materialele necesare \u015fi le procura de la un negustor din pia\u0163a central\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, un localnic v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l plec\u00e2nd cu aceste materiale, se adres\u0103 negustorului: 10.<\/strong> \u201e- Ce norocos e Rossini! De\u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 talent, are succese nemaipomenite! Zise un muzician de m\u00e2na a patra, plin de invidie. Auzind cele spuse de acesta, Rossini replic\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n Sursa: adevarul.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cum au v\u0103zut vame\u015fii un portret semnat de Picasso, c\u00e2\u0163i bani a cerut un vizitiu celebrului violonist Paganini ori cum l-a catalogat un negustor pe marele chimist Mendeleev, iat\u0103 c\u00e2teva din p\u0103\u0163aniile unor celebrit\u0103\u0163i \u00eentr-o selec\u0163ie de anecdote \u015fi epigrame prelucrate sau create de Pati\u0163a Silvestru \u015fi George Zarafu, publicate \u00eentr-o antologie. Iat\u0103 o colec\u0163ie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":235,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
– Nu pot, domnule! Nici eu nu \u015ftiu citi. Sunt analfabet ca \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2.<\/strong> \u201eUnde ai fost maestre, de te-ai udat \u00een halul acesta? Se adres\u0103 gazda celebrului savant Hermann Oberth.
– P\u0103i nu mi-a\u0163i propus s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n peste noapte la voi deoarece afar\u0103 plou\u0103?
– Ei \u015fi?
– Nu aveam pijamaua la mine \u015fi m-am dus dup\u0103 ea acas\u0103\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3.<\/strong> \u201eUn spaniol bogat veni la Paris, ca Picasso s\u0103-i fac\u0103 portretul, \u00een perioada cubist\u0103. La \u00eenapoierea \u00een \u0163ar\u0103, vame\u015fii au considerat c\u0103 pictura nu e un portret, ci schi\u0163a unei ma\u015fini secrete. Fiind consultat un inginer, acesta se pronun\u0163\u0103 astfel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4.<\/strong> \u201e- \u015etii c\u0103 te-am c\u0103utat ieri? \u00cel \u00eentreba un prieten pe marele umorist T\u0103nase, c\u0103ruia \u00eei desenase cu creta un m\u0103gar pe poart\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Da, avem am\u00e2ndoi c\u00e2teva ceva din Caragiale: eu din spiritul lui, matale din personaje\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Dac\u0103 nu a\u015f studia o zi, mi-a\u015f da imediat seama; dac\u0103 n-a\u015f studia dou\u0103 zile, v-a\u0163i da \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 seama, dar dac\u0103 n-a\u015f studia trei zile la r\u00e2nd \u015fi-ar da seama tot publicul\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– E simplu, r\u0103spunse musafirul. Savantul cunoa\u015fte valoarea bog\u0103\u0163iei, dar bog\u0103ta\u015ful nu are idee de valoarea \u015ftiin\u0163ei\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8.<\/strong> \u201e- C\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103? \u00centreb\u0103 Paganini pe vizitiul care-l dusese p\u00e2n\u0103 la concertul din seara respectiv\u0103.
– Dou\u0103zeci de franci!
– Cum, s-au scumpit tr\u0103surile?
-Nu, dar c\u00e2nd c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i 4.000 de franci c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd numai pe o singur\u0103 coard\u0103, pute\u0163i pl\u0103ti \u015fi 20 de franci unui birjar prompt.
– Uite ce-i! Ia deocamdat\u0103 doi franci \u015fi ceilal\u0163i \u00eei vei primi c\u00e2nd vei reu\u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 duci pe o singur\u0103 roat\u0103, \u00eel aten\u0163ion\u0103 celebrul violonist\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cine-i b\u0103rbatul acesta impozant?
– A, e renumitul fabricant de geamantane din ora\u015ful nostru\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ce ghinionist \u015fi domnul X! E plin de talent \u015fi n-are niciodat\u0103 succes!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n