V\u00e2n\u0103torii \u015fi pescarii \u00ee\u015fi dau cuv\u00e2ntul c\u0103 pove\u015ftilor lor, spuse cu mult patos, sunt reale \u015fi te \u0163in cu sufletul la gur\u0103. De multe ori, \u201ccapturile\u201d nu sunt \u00eens\u0103 at\u00e2t de impresionante, a\u015fa c\u0103 pe seama lor s-au n\u0103scut tot felul de glume.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cerbul \u0103la trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 testamentul, zise V\u00e2n\u0103torescu, ochindu-l \u015fi tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu pu\u015fca.
– Se pare c\u0103 a \u015fi plecat dup\u0103 notar, \u00eel persifl\u0103 vecinul, dup\u0103 ce disp\u0103ru cerbul, neatins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un v\u00e2n\u0103tor povestea:
– Nu exist\u0103 un animal mai \u015firet ca vulpea. Odat\u0103, am urm\u0103rit o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 o vulpe p\u00e2n\u0103 am reu\u015fit s-o \u00eempu\u015fc. \u015ei atunci am constatat c\u0103, de fapt, era … c\u00e2inele meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– La v\u00e2n\u0103toarea din toamna trecut\u0103 am \u00eempu\u015fcat 12 fazani, \u00eei povestea un v\u00e2n\u0103tor prietenului s\u0103u.
– T\u0103ticule, interveni copilul, atunci mi-ai spus c\u0103 ai \u00eempu\u015fcat doar 7 fazani.
– Ei, dragul meu, atunci era prea mic ca s\u0103 cuno\u015fti \u00eentregul adev\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Dup\u0103 ce cuno\u015fti v\u00e2rsta fazanului?
– Dup\u0103 din\u0163i.
– P\u0103i, fazanul n-are din\u0163i!
– El nu, dar eu am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cum am v\u0103zut tigrul, m-am repezit la el cu un cu\u0163it \u015fi i-am t\u0103iat coada! povesti un v\u00e2n\u0103tor.
– De ce n-ai t\u0103iat capul?
– Acela fusese t\u0103iat de altcineva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Tu ai v\u0103zut c\u00e2ine de v\u00e2n\u0103toare care s\u0103 fie mai de\u015ftept dec\u00e2t st\u0103p\u00e2nul t\u0103u?
– Da. C\u00e2inele t\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– M-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat care a fost cea mai grozav\u0103 p\u0103\u0163anie a mea? Ei bine, renumele meu de ochitor s-a r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t a ajuns s\u0103 fie cunoscut \u015fi de animale.
– Cum po\u0163i dovedi aceasta?
– P\u0103i, zilele trecute, afl\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een Mun\u0163ii Rodnei \u015fi trec\u00e2nd pe sub ni\u015fte stejari falnici, aud urm\u0103toarea \u00eentrebare:
\u201eDumneata e\u015fti domnul V\u00e2n\u0103torescu?\u201c. \u201eDa\u201c, r\u0103spunsei. \u201eAtunci nu trage\u0163i c\u0103 eu cobor \u015fi m\u0103 predau\u201c, zise o namil\u0103 de urs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cum \u0163i-a mers la v\u00e2n\u0103toare?
– Bine. Am \u00eempu\u015fcat cinci g\u00e2\u015fte.
– Le ai la tine?
– Da de unde. Mi le-a luat \u0163\u0103ranul c\u0103ruia \u00eei apar\u0163ineau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Osp\u0103tar, de ce a\u0163i pus tac\u00e2murile la a\u015fa mare distan\u0163\u0103 pe masa vecin\u0103?
– E o agap\u0103 a pescarilor \u015fi trebuie l\u0103sat loc ca oaspe\u0163ii s\u0103 poat\u0103 ar\u0103ta m\u0103rimea pe\u015ftilor prin\u015fi de ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Mitic\u0103, m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 caut c\u00e2teva r\u00e2me la voi \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103? \u015etii, merg la pescuit \u015fi la \u00eentoarcere \u00ee\u0163i dau \u015fi \u0163ie un pe\u015fte.
– Dar dac\u0103 nu prinzi niciunul?
– Atunci \u00ee\u0163i restitui r\u00e2mele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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