Din marea categorie a bancurilor de import fac parte glumele cu sco\u0163ieni, care ridiculizeaz\u0103 o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 de caracter cunoscut\u0103 de \u00eentreaga omenire, \u015fi anume zg\u00e2rcenia. Exist\u0103, de asemenea, bancuri \u00een care evreii \u015fi sco\u0163ienii se \u00eentrec, \u015fi unii, \u015fi al\u0163ii \u00eencearc\u0103 acela\u015fi lucru: s\u0103 p\u0103streze c\u00e2t mai bine banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Era odat\u0103 un evreu care a muncit toat\u0103 via\u0163a \u015fi a economisit to\u0163i banii.
\u015ei era foarte zg\u00e2rcit c\u00e2nd venea vorba de banii lui.
Chiar \u00eenainte s\u0103 moar\u0103 i-a spus so\u0163iei:
\u2013 C\u00e2nd voi muri, vreau s\u0103 pui to\u0163i banii mei \u00een sicriu cu mine. Vreau s\u0103 iau banii \u00een via\u0163a de veci cu mine.
\u015ei a pus-o pe so\u0163ie s\u0103 \u00eei promit\u0103 din toat\u0103 inima c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd va muri, ea va pune to\u0163i banii \u00een sicriu cu el.
\u015ei a murit.
Era \u00eentins \u00een sicriu, so\u0163ia st\u0103tea al\u0103turi \u2013 \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een negru, iar prietena ei st\u0103tea l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea.
C\u00e2nd s-a terminat ceremonia \u015fi groparii se preg\u0103teau s\u0103 \u00eenchida sicriul, so\u0163ia spuse:
\u2013 Sta\u0163i un moment!
Avea o cutie mic\u0103 de metal cu ea. S-a apropiat cu cutia \u015fi a pus-o \u00een sicriu. Apoi groparii au \u00eenchis sicriul \u015fi l-au cobor\u00e2t \u00een groap\u0103.
Prietena ei spuse:
\u2013 Drag\u0103, \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu e\u015fti at\u00e2t de nebun\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 pui to\u0163i banii acolo \u00eempreun\u0103 cu so\u0163ul t\u0103u.
So\u0163ia loial\u0103 r\u0103spunse:
\u2013 Ascult\u0103, sunt cre\u015ftin\u0103. Nu pot s\u0103 \u00eemi retrag cuv\u00e2ntul. I-am promis c\u0103 voi pune banii aceia \u00een sicriu cu el.
\u2013 Vrei s\u0103 spui c\u0103 ai pus to\u0163i banii aceia \u00een sicriul lui ?!?!?
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da, r\u0103spunse nevasta. I-am str\u00e2ns pe to\u0163i, i-am pus \u00een contul meu \u015fi i-am scris un cec\u2026 Dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-l \u00eencaseze, atunci \u00eei poate cheltui\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un zg\u00e2rcit sun\u0103 la 89.89.89\u2026La cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al firului se aude:
\u2013 ..Iubire, bine ai venit, fac tot ce vrei, cum vrei, c\u00e2nd vrei !!!
Zg\u00e2rcitul \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Chiar faci tot ce vreau ?
\u2013 Da, iubire tot ce vrei, c\u00e2nd vrei, cum vrei.
\u2013 Atunci eu \u00eenchid \u015fi sun\u0103-m\u0103 tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce este un perpetuum mobile?
Un sco\u0163ian care alearg\u0103 dup\u0103 un evreu care-i datoreaz\u0103 zece cen\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un sco\u0163ian la un hotel evreiesc:
– Ce pre\u0163uri ave\u0163i la camere?
– 20 $ la etajul 1, 15$ la etajul 2, 10$ la etajul 3 \u015fi 5$ la etajul 4.
Nu sti\u0163i, cumva, un hotel cu zece etaje?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg doi so\u0163i sco\u0163ieni \u00een luna de miere la un restaurant chinezesc. C\u00e2nd vede chelnerul c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 doar so\u0163ul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u0163ia acestuia:
\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastr\u0103 de ce nu m\u00e2nca\u0163i, sunt probleme cu m\u00e2ncarea?
\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, a\u015ftept ca s\u0103 termine so\u0163ul meu pentru a-mi \u00eemprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi sco\u0163ieni \u00een compartimentul unui tren:
\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i, sunt \u00een voiaj de nunt\u0103, fac o c\u0103l\u0103torie \u00een Italia, spune unul.
\u2013 Dar so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 unde este? \u00eentreab\u0103 cel\u0103lalt.
\u2013 A, pe so\u0163ie am l\u0103sat-o acas\u0103, ea a mai fost m\u0103ritat\u0103 \u015fi a mai v\u0103zut Italia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un sco\u0163ian se pl\u00e2nge cumplit de o m\u0103sea. V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l, un c\u0103l\u0103tor \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Te doare m\u0103seaua? De ce nu te duci la dentist!?
\u2013 N-are rost. Mai rabd un pic \u015fi scap. Peste patru ani termin\u0103 fiul meu stomatologia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un englez de familie bun\u0103 invitat s\u0103 serveasc\u0103 un ceai este \u00eentrebat care e diferen\u0163a dintre Anglia, Irlanda \u015fi Sco\u0163ia. El r\u0103spunde cu urm\u0103torul exemplu:
\u2013 Dac\u0103 o persoan\u0103 \u00een Anglia este invitat\u0103 la ceai \u015fi cere mai mult zah\u0103r, va primi de la st\u0103p\u00e2na casei o buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103 foarte mic\u0103.
\u00cen Irlanda stap\u00e2na casei \u00eei va \u00eentinde zaharni\u0163a \u015fi o va ruga s\u0103 serveasc\u0103. Daca \u00een Sco\u0163ia ar fi formulat\u0103 o astfel de dorin\u0163\u0103 stap\u00e2na casei \u00eei va spune discret: \u201cnu a\u0163i amestecat destul ceaiul\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fiul unui sco\u0163ian, aflat \u00een armat\u0103, \u00eei scrie tat\u0103lui s\u0103u:
\u2013 Am cunoscut o fat\u0103 frumoas\u0103, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor cu ea, trimite-mi dou\u0103 lire ca s\u0103-mi fac o fotografie cu ea, s\u0103 \u0163i-o trimit ca s\u0103 \u015ftii \u015fi tu cum arat\u0103.
La c\u00e2teva zile, tat\u0103l \u00eei trimite o lir\u0103, cu urm\u0103toarea scrisoare:
\u2013 Trimite-mi poza fetei, pe tine te cunosc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un francez vrea s\u0103 testeze dac\u0103 sco\u0163ienii sunt chiar a\u015fa de zg\u00e2rci\u0163i precum se spune. A\u015fa c\u0103 se decide s\u0103 plece \u00een Sco\u0163ia. Trece grani\u0163a Sco\u0163iei \u015fi printr-un s\u0103tuc i se face sete. \u00ce\u015fi ia inima \u00een din\u0163i \u015fi bate la u\u015fa unei case. \u00cei iese \u00een \u00eent\u00e2mpinare un mo\u015f. Francezul \u00eei cere ap\u0103. Dup\u0103 jum\u0103tate de minut, mo\u015ful vine cu un bol plin cu lapte. Francezul savureaz\u0103 jum\u0103tate de castron dup\u0103 care spune:
\u2013 Dar voi nu sunte\u0163i zg\u00e2rci\u0163i deloc! Ce se vorbe\u015fte nu este adev\u0103rat! Am cerut ap\u0103 \u015fi am primit un bol cu lapte. Mul\u0163umesc!
\u2013 Ei, b\u0103iete. Cu pl\u0103cere! Nimeni nu mai voia s\u0103 bea laptele \u0103la, c\u0103 \u00een el s-a \u00eenecat un \u015fobolan. Francezul scap\u0103 bolul din m\u00e2n\u0103 la auzul acestor vorbe. Mo\u015fneagul \u00eel dojene\u015fte:
\u2013 Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 eu \u0163i-am dat lapte, tu \u00eemi spargi \u015fi oala de noapte a bunicii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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