Rela\u0163ia dintre soacre \u015fi nurori, dar \u015fi dintre soacre \u015fi gineri a fost \u00eentotdeauna un subiect controversat. Se fac multe glume pe seama soacrelor \u00een care nora se pl\u00e2nge de comportamentul acestora sau invers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cortegiu ciudat: dup\u0103 dric urma un tip, un c\u00e2ine fioros \u015fi, la mare distan\u0163\u0103 vreo cincizeci de oameni. Un tip se apropie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
– Cine a murit ?
– Soacr\u0103-mea, r\u0103spunde tipul, a mu\u015fcat-o c\u00e2inele \u0103sta.
– Nu-mi \u00eemprumu\u0163i \u015fi mie c\u00e2inele?
– Ba da, dar a\u015faz\u0103-te la coad\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La tribunal:
-E\u015fti acuzat c\u0103 \u0163i-ai omor\u00e2t soacra cu s\u00e2nge rece. De ce ai f\u0103cut-o?
-Nevast\u0103-mea mi-a zis…
-Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 spui a\u015fa ceva, so\u0163ia ta \u00ee\u015fi iubea foarte mult mama!
-A\u015fa e, dar \u00eenainte de a pleca, \u00een ziua respectiv, mi-a zis:
“Marcele, dac\u0103 \u00een timp ce doarme o deranjeaz\u0103 vreo musc\u0103, n-o trezi, omoar-o!”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un t\u00e2n\u0103r st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu un domn mai \u00een etate.
– C\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eensor, primul lucru este s\u0103 o trimit pe soacr\u0103-mea \u00een doi ani de vacan\u0163\u0103!
– N-ai vrea s\u0103 te \u00eensori cu fiica mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi soacra se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi testeze cei trei gineri. A\u015fa c\u0103 se arunc\u0103 \u00eentr-o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103. Primul ginere o vede \u015fi se duce repede \u015fi o salveaz\u0103. A doua zi acesta g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een fa\u0163a casei o Dacie cu un bile\u0163el pe el pe care scria \u201cCu drag, mama soacr\u0103. Dup\u0103 o vreme se arunc\u0103 iar soacra \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi o vede cel de-al doilea ginere \u015fi o salveaz\u0103. \u015ei ca drept r\u0103splat\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fte un Trabant \u00een fa\u0163a casei cu acela\u015fi bile\u0163el. Hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi ultima prob\u0103 se arunc\u0103 iar \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie salvat\u0103 de cel de-al treilea ginere. Acesta \u00een schimb se g\u00e2nde\u015fte: \u201cDac\u0103 primului i-a dat o Dacie, celui de-al doilea un Trabant, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 mie o s\u0103-mi dea o biciclet\u0103. Mai bine las-o naibii s\u0103 moar\u0103\u201d. A doua zi de diminea\u0163\u0103 se treze\u015fte cel de-al treilea ginere cu un Ferrari ultimul model la poart\u0103, care avea un bile\u0163el pe el pe care scria: \u201cCu drag, tata socru\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi Vasile era la lucru pe c\u00e2mp.
\u015ei vine Ion, vecinul lui, \u015fi \u00eel strig\u0103.
– B\u0103, Vasile, a murit soacr\u0103-ta, vino repede acas\u0103.
Dar Vasile strig\u0103:
– B\u0103, Ioane, prima oar\u0103 lucru \u015fi dup\u0103 aceea distrac\u0163ia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Soacr\u0103 drag\u0103, c\u00e2t stai pe la noi?
– C\u00e2t timp sunt bine primit\u0103 cu drag, fiule.
– Ce p\u0103cat! Nici la o cafea nu stai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2\u0163iva tipi intr\u0103 \u015fi jefuiesc o banc\u0103. Unul dintre ei, \u00eenarmat cu un pistol, \u00eentreab\u0103 un client al b\u0103ncii:
– M-ai v\u0103zut pe mine intr\u00e2nd \u015fi jefuind banca?
– Da, \u00eei r\u0103spunde b\u0103rbatul speriat.
Este \u00eempu\u015fcat imediat \u00een cap de r\u0103uf\u0103c\u0103tor.
– M-ai v\u0103zut pe mine intr\u00e2nd \u015fi jefuind banca? \u00eentreab\u0103 sp\u0103rg\u0103torul alt\u0103 persoan\u0103.
– Da, r\u0103spunde timid aceasta.
Sp\u0103rg\u0103torul o \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 \u00een cap imediat \u015fi pe aceasta.
– M-ai v\u0103zut pe mine jefuind banca? \u00eentreab\u0103 sp\u0103rg\u0103torul alt b\u0103rbat.
– Eu nu te-am v\u0103zut bine, \u00eens\u0103 uite cum se uit\u0103 la tine soacr\u0103-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soacra vine acas\u0103 \u015fi spune:
– Ast\u0103zi am fost la coafor.
Ginerele:
– \u015ei nu era deschis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi prieteni se refugiaz\u0103 din cauza ploii \u00eentr-un bar. \u00ce\u015fi beau ei berile \u00een lini\u015fte, \u00een timp ce privesc pe geam.
– E binevenit\u0103 ploaia asta pentru p\u0103m\u00e2nt, spuse unul dintre ei.Totul va rena\u015fte acum din nou.
– Nu m\u0103 speria! spune cel\u0103lalt. Tocmai mi-am \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntat soacra…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Socrul mare se \u00eentoarce obosit de la c\u00e2mp, intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00een capul sc\u0103rilor \u00ee\u015fi \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte ginerele. F\u0103r\u0103 multe cuvinte socrul ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103, o \u00eendoaie sub forma literei `S`, rote\u015fte palma din \u00eencheietura m\u00e2inii \u015fi se uit\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103tor la ginere. Acesta f\u0103r\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt ridic\u0103 ambele bra\u0163e \u015fi gesticuleaz\u0103 ca \u015fi socrul.
\u015ei acum traducerea gesturilor:
Socru: – E acas\u0103 vipera ?
Ginerele: – Sunt acas\u0103 am\u00e2ndou\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rela\u0163ia dintre soacre \u015fi nurori, dar \u015fi dintre soacre \u015fi gineri a fost \u00eentotdeauna un subiect controversat. Se fac multe glume pe seama soacrelor \u00een care nora se pl\u00e2nge de comportamentul acestora sau invers. Un cortegiu ciudat: dup\u0103 dric urma un tip, un c\u00e2ine fioros \u015fi, la mare distan\u0163\u0103 vreo cincizeci de oameni. Un tip […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":235,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":255,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions\/255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}