Angaja\u0163ii din corpora\u0163ii au devenit \u0163inta a numeroase glume, unele dintre ele extrem de reu\u015fite. Iat\u0103 un top al celor mai bune bancuri cu corporati\u015fti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– C\u00e2\u0163i oameni lucreaz\u0103 aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cu \u015feful, 10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Dar f\u0103r\u0103 \u015fef?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– F\u0103r\u0103 \u015fef, \u00een general, nu lucreaz\u0103 nimeni. (sursa: www.bancuri.net)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eeful a postat ast\u0103zi pe Facebook: “Sunt bolnav”. Deja 27 de colegi i-au dat Like. (sursa: www.bancuri.net)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cine a \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103-mi r\u0103scoleasc\u0103 biroul \u00een halul \u0103sta? tun\u0103 directorul dup\u0103 ce intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– B\u0103iatul dumneavoastr\u0103 cel mic, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Talentat copil, nu-i a\u015fa? (sursa: www.bancuri.net)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ce d\u0103 cu mopul, femeia de serviciu corporatist\u0103 se opre\u015fte \u00eentr-un col\u0163 al camerei \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103. Trece un CEO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce astepta\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Feedback, maic\u0103, feedback! (Sursa: bancosul.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Angajatii unei companii multina\u0163ionale sunt \u00eentreba\u0163i ce vor face cu banii din prima de Pa\u015fti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elve\u0163ianul: Din banii de prim\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r o barc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reporterul: \u015ei cu restul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elve\u0163ianul: \u015ei cu restul \u00eemi renovez fa\u0163ada casei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Englezul: Din banii de prim\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r o ma\u015fin\u0103 sport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reporterul: \u015ei cu restul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Englezul: \u015ei cu restul m\u0103 duc \u00eentr-o excursie \u00een Africa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rom\u00e2nul: Din banii de prim\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r un pulover. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reporterul: \u015ei cu restul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rom\u00e2nul: Restul mi-l d\u0103 mama. (Sursa: bancosul.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 excelezi la birou?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pasul 1: Deschizi un Excel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pasul 2: \u00cencepi s\u0103 excelezi. (Sursa: bancosul.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eeful \u00ee\u015fi cheam\u0103 angajatul \u00een birou \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am observat c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme cam mo\u0163\u0103i \u00een timpul \u015fedin\u0163elor. Dormi \u00eendeajuns?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu prea, r\u0103spunde acesta, \u015fedin\u0163ele sunt tot mai scurte\u2026(Sursa: www.clubulderas.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Puterea obi\u015fnuin\u0163ei: dac\u0103 \u00eei iei unui corporatist smartphone-ul, vor trece c\u00e2teva zile p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi va ridica ochii din palm\u0103. (Sursa: www.myploiesti.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce fac corporati\u015ftii c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 serviciu? \u00ce\u015fi pun net acas\u0103. (Sursa: www.myploiesti.ro)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi corportai\u015fti discut\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ai v\u0103zut cum ninge afar\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nu, d\u0103-mi \u015fi mie linkul. (Sursa: bancuri.cere.ro)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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