{"id":222,"date":"2025-01-16T21:33:33","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T21:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/?p=222"},"modified":"2025-01-17T13:46:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-17T13:46:42","slug":"un-om-se-intoarce-de-la-serviciu-cu-un-robot-detector-de-minciuni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/bancuri\/un-om-se-intoarce-de-la-serviciu-cu-un-robot-detector-de-minciuni\/","title":{"rendered":"Un om se intoarce de la serviciu cu un robot detector de minciuni."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un om se intoarce de la serviciu cu un robot detector de minciuni. Fiul sau de 12 ani vine de la scoala cu 2 ore mai tarziu decat normal.<br>\u2013 Unde ai fost pana acum ? intreaba tatal.<br>\u2013 La biblioteca, sa pregatesc un referat.<br>Robotul se intreapta spre el si ii trage o palma. Tatal explica:<br>\u2013 Dragul meu, acest robot este detector de minciuni! Ai face mai bine sa-mi zici adevarul!<br>Copilul continua:<br>\u2013 Ok, am fost la un prieten si ne-am uitat la un film: \u201eCele 10 porunci\u201d, zice copilul, iar robotul ii mai trage o palma<br>\u2013 Aoleu ! Bineee ! De fapt, era un film porno, concluzioneaza copilul.<br>Tatal:<br>\u2013 Sa-ti fie rusine! La varsta ta, nu-mi minteam niciodata parintii!<br>Robotul merge spre tata si ii trage o palma. Mama apare si ea si zice:<br>\u2013 Se vede ca-i fiul tau!<br>De indata, robotul ii trage o palma mamei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om se intoarce de la serviciu cu un robot detector de minciuni. Fiul sau de 12 ani vine de la scoala cu 2 ore mai tarziu decat normal.\u2013 Unde ai fost pana acum ? intreaba tatal.\u2013 La biblioteca, sa pregatesc un referat.Robotul se intreapta spre el si ii trage o palma. Tatal explica:\u2013 Dragul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":235,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}