{"id":130,"date":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/ce-face-barbatul-stand-in-picioare-femeia-asezata-iar-cainele-in-trei-labe\/"},"modified":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","slug":"ce-face-barbatul-stand-in-picioare-femeia-asezata-iar-cainele-in-trei-labe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/ce-face-barbatul-stand-in-picioare-femeia-asezata-iar-cainele-in-trei-labe\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce face b\u0103rbatul, st\u00e2nd \u00een picioare, femeia \u2013 a\u0219ezat\u0103, iar c\u00e2inele \u2013 \u00een trei labe?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea de la clasa \u00eent\u00e2i \u00eent\u00e2mpina dificult\u0103\u021bi cu unul din elevii s\u0103i.<\/p>\n

Ea l-a \u00eentrebat:
\n\u2013 Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu tine, b\u0103ie\u021bele?<\/p>\n

B\u0103ie\u021belul i-a r\u0103spuns:
\n\u2013 Sunt mult prea de\u0219tept pentru clasa \u00eent\u00e2i. Sora mea e \u00een clasa a III-a, iar eu \u0219tiu mai multe dec\u00e2t ea! Consider c\u0103 \u0219i eu trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b \u00een clasa a III-a!<\/p>\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 asta \u00eentrece deja orice m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i l-a condus pe b\u0103ie\u021bel la director, explic\u00e2ndu-i acestuia situa\u021bia.<\/p>\n

Directorul s-a g\u00e2ndit \u0219i i-a spus b\u0103iatului:
\n\u2013 Te voi supune unui test, iar dac\u0103 nu vei \u0219ti s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi corect m\u0103car la una din \u00eentreb\u0103ri, atunci vei merge \u00eenapoi \u00een clasa \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i te vei comporta bine.<\/p>\n

B\u0103ie\u021belul a c\u0103zut de-acord.
\n\u2013 C\u00e2t fac 3 x 3?
\n\u2013 9.
\n\u2013 C\u00e2t fac 6 x 6?
\n\u2013 36.<\/p>\n

\u0218i uite a\u0219a r\u0103spundea elevul de clasa \u00eent\u00e2i la fiecare \u00eentrebare ce, \u00een opinia directorului, erau \u00eentreb\u0103ri pentru clasa a III-a.<\/p>\n

Atunci directorul a privit c\u0103tre \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare \u0219i i-a spus:
\n\u2013 Cred c\u0103 aceste elev poate trece f\u0103r\u0103 probleme \u00een clasa a III-a!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea a spus:
\n\u2013 Am \u0219i eu ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri: Ce are vaca \u00een num\u0103r de 4, iar eu \u2013 \u00een num\u0103r de 2?
\nB\u0103ie\u021belul, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103, a r\u0103spuns:
\n\u2013 Picioare.
\n\u2013 Dar ce se g\u0103se\u0219te \u00een pantalonii t\u0103i, \u0219i nu se g\u0103se\u0219te \u00eentr-ai mei?
\n\u2013 Buzunarele.
\n\u2013 Ce face b\u0103rbatul, st\u00e2nd \u00een picioare, femeia \u2013 a\u0219ezat\u0103, iar c\u00e2inele \u2013 \u00een trei labe?<\/p>\n

\u00cen acest moment, directorul a f\u0103cut ochii mari c\u00e2t cepele, dar, \u00eenainte s\u0103 reu\u0219easc\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva, b\u0103ie\u021belul a r\u0103spuns:
\n\u2013 D\u0103 m\u00e2na.
\n\u2013 Ce cuv\u00e2nt din limba englez\u0103 \u00eencepe cu F \u0219i se termin\u0103 cu K, semnific\u00e2nd foc \u0219i par\u0103 \u0219i emo\u021bii?
\n\u2013 Firetruck<\/em> (Ma\u0219ina pompierilor).
\n\u2013 Ce cuv\u00e2nt \u00eencepe cu F \u0219i se termin\u0103 cu K, \u0219i dac\u0103 nu ai asta, atunci e\u0219ti nevoit s\u0103 te serve\u0219ti cu m\u00e2na?
\n\u2013 Fork<\/em> (Furculi\u021ba).
\n\u2013 Ce \u00eei d\u0103 b\u0103rbatul femeii sale dup\u0103 nunt\u0103?
\n\u2013 Numele.
\n\u2013 Ce organ nu are oase, are mu\u0219chi \u0219i multe vene, pulseaz\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde de manifestarea dragostei?
\n\u2013 Inima.<\/p>\n

Directorul a r\u0103suflat cu u\u0219urare \u0219i i-a spus \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarei:
\n\u2013 Trimite\u021bi-l odat\u0103 la Harward! La ultimele 7 \u00eentreb\u0103ri, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i eu a\u0219 fi r\u0103spuns gre\u0219it!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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