{"id":128,"date":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/bancuri-din-epoca-de-aur\/"},"modified":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","slug":"bancuri-din-epoca-de-aur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/bancuri-din-epoca-de-aur\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri din Epoca de Aur"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>Ceau\u015fescu este \u00een toate cele ce sunt<\/strong><br \/>\nEpisod \u00eentre profesorul de istorie \u015fi un elev, \u00eentr-o \u015fcoal\u0103 primar\u0103 a epocii de aur:<br \/>\n\u2013 Spune-mi, Gogu\u0163\u0103, ce eveniment marcant a avut loc \u00een anul 1918?<br \/>\n\u2013 S-a n\u0103scut la Scornice\u015fti tovar\u0103\u015ful Nicolae Ceau\u015fescu, iubitul nostru pre\u015fedinte!<br \/>\n\u2013 Foarte bine. Dar \u00een 1944?<br \/>\nDup\u0103 un scurt timp de g\u00e2ndire, Gogu\u0163\u0103 r\u0103spunde:<br \/>\n\u2013 S-au s\u0103rb\u0103torit 26 de ani de la na\u015fterea tovar\u0103\u015fului Nicolae Ceau\u015fescu!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ceau\u015fescu cu nevasta, \u00een elicopter.<\/strong><br \/>\nLeana \u00eei zice:<br \/>\n\u2013 Uite, Nicule, se vede r\u00e2urile!<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu tu, astea nu e r\u00e2urile, astea e \u015foselele!<br \/>\nPilotul intervine:<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu, astea-s cozile!<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103sur\u0103 de prevenire<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00centrebare: De ce \u00een Rom\u00e2nia magazinele se fac la minimum 5 km distan\u0163\u0103 unul de cel\u0103lalt?<br \/>\nR\u0103spuns: S\u0103 nu se \u00eencurce cozile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cen stare flasc\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\nPre\u015fedintele Fran\u0163ei e \u00een vizit\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti. Dup\u0103 prima zi de vizit\u0103 demnitarii se retrag \u00een camerele lor. Nicu are ni\u015fte microfoane plantate \u00een camerele francezilor \u015fi \u00eel aude pe la miezul nop\u0163ii pe pre\u015fedintele Fran\u0163ei b\u0103t\u00e2nd la u\u015fa nevestei sale.<br \/>\n\u2013 Qui c\u2019est la? \u00eentreab\u0103 prima doamn\u0103 a Fran\u0163ei.<br \/>\n\u2013 C\u2019est moi, \u00eei r\u0103spunde so\u0163ul.<br \/>\nHot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi impresioneze nevasta, Nicu d\u0103 \u015fi el fuga la dormitorul nevestei \u015fi bate la u\u015f\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Care e\u015fti acolo b\u0103?, sare Leana din pat. La care Nicu \u00eel citeaz\u0103 pe francez:<br \/>\n\u2013 Se moaie, se moaie!\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Burebista<\/strong><br \/>\nVine Burebista la Bucure\u015fti \u00een timpul lui Ceau\u015fescu, pe vremea marilor demol\u0103ri. Se uit\u0103 \u00een jurul lui \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2013 Cum se nume\u015fte aceast\u0103 cetate? I se r\u0103spunde:<br \/>\n\u2013 D\u0103r\u00e2midava.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei cum se numesc b\u0103\u015ftina\u015fii acestor locuri?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ei se numesc AplauDacii.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei ei se \u00eenchin\u0103 tot la Zamolxe?<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu, ei se \u00eenchin\u0103 la \u0103la, P-aM\u0103-sii\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div>Episod \u00eentre profesorul de istorie \u015fi un elev, \u00eentr-o \u015fcoal\u0103 primar\u0103 a epocii de aur:<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liliputanul"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}