{"id":126,"date":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/305\/"},"modified":"2025-01-15T20:11:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T20:11:55","slug":"305","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/liliputanul\/305\/","title":{"rendered":"Papa, Berlusconi si Bush in avion."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div>\n<p>Papa, Berlusconi si Bush zburau cu avionul. Avionul are o defectiune grava si pilotul ii anunta cum stau lucrurile dar ca partea cea mai proasta e ca sunt numai trei parasute. Bush:<br>\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai puternic om din lume asa ca e logic sa ma salvez! Smulge cu forta o parasuta si sare.<br>Berlusconi:<br>\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai destept om de pe planeta! E numai drept sa mai traiesc. Smulge si el o parasuta si sare.<br>Papa catre pilot:<br>\u2013 Fiule, eu ma am pe bune cu Cel de Sus si poate ca o sa faca o minune pentru mine, iar daca nu o face oricum ajung in rai. Asa ca ia tu parasuta care a mai ramas!<br>\u2013 Nu e nevoie de asta Sfintia-Voastra, avem inca doua parasute fiindca cel mai destept om din lume a sarit cu rucsacul meu!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div>Papa, Berlusconi si Bush zburau cu avionul. Avionul are o defectiune grava si pilotul ii anunta cum stau lucrurile dar ca partea cea mai proasta e ca sunt numai trei parasute.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liliputanul"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}